|  MISSION STATEMENTTo preserve the strength and purity of the human race by preventing vampires from gaining a foothold in our businesses, government and communities. LATEST NEWS ARTICLES
(October 13, 2008) UPDATE: Vampires carry DISEASE. (October 9, 2008) Stop Vamps From Taking Root (September 25, 2008) Suspicions grow around Rev. Theodore Newlin's "accident" (September 22, 2008) Faithful across the country turn out in support of Rev. Newlin's legacy.
(September 10, 2008) Disease? Condition? Or Just Plain Evil?
(July 18, 2008) FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FOS to hold a Sunrise Rally outside the AVL offices. (July 12, 2008) Are there other supernatural creatures out there? (July 12, 2008) What does the Bible say about Vampires? FELLOWSHIP OF THE SUN PROMISE NECKLACE: Just in time for the holidays! The perfect gift for your teen! What if the most beautiful and touching gift you've ever given could also save your child's life?
UPDATE: Vampires carry DISEASE. The faithful already understand that CoD's are unclean and will bring destruction to our country, so it should come as no surprise that these creatures' very blood carries what could be a plague of biblical proportions. Medical sources close to the FoS are reporting that a virus known as "Hep-D" has been isolated from vampire blood and studied in an underground laboratory. Suspected to cause weakness in CoD's - though to what degree is unknown - the disease is actually carried by humans. While it appears to cause no harm to us for the moment, even a slight mutation could change that. And if Hep-D can incapacitate a creature that's already dead, Lord knows what kind of havoc it would wreak if unleashed on the human body. Stop Vamps From Taking Root Most everybody knows the sickening feeling of running across a hornets' nest or a snakes' nest. In these trying times, though, a far more frightening and infinitely more deadly threat is out there: The Vampire Nest. A phenomenon that vampire experts are just now looking into, these "nests" could contain as many as a dozen of the foul creatures - a hell on earth of biting, sucking and killing. While they're generally found in out-of-the-way places like old farmhouses or fill-up stations, a vampire nest could easily blend in on your block. Watch out for new locks on basement entrances, tar-papered windows and, of course, any suspicious nocturnal goings-on. While it's not TECHNICALLY illegal for vampires to nest together, a mobilized community can provide a strong deterrent to this kind of depravity. Suspicions grow around Rev. Theodore Newlin's "accident" At first news, The Reverend's death appeared to be yet another example of modern tragedy — a great leader cut short on time before he could mold this country to his personal vision. Upon further investigation, however, the Fellowship of the Sun has uncovered facts that may prove that foul play was responsible, that this was an ASSASSINATION. The Fellowship is cooperating with police to verify and trace this evidence, though we are also employing every private resource at our disposal to determine whether The Reverend WAS in fact MURDERED BY VAMPIRES. In any case, it won't be long before we know whether our beloved spiritual leader was the victim of a terrible mishap — or the very first casualty of World War Three. Dark Days Indeed
INDIRECTLY, however, there is a trickle down economic theory at work here. Where do you think the idea of predatory lending practices came from in the first place? Let us not forget that predators beget predators and the more these CoDs are among us, the more those values and behaviors are in the air. What begins as an innocent drink of synthetic blood, becomes a thirst for the real thing, much as the first taste of credit begets a hunger for a sub-prime jumbo loan. We must beware of the ways these parasitic practices ultimately shakes the very foundation of our society!! Faithful across the country turn out in support of Rev. Newlin's legacy. While nothing could replace the benevolent and inspired leadership of Rev. Theodore Newlin, the reverend himself — a deeply humble man — would have been honored by the Fellowship's response to his passing. In towns from Missoula to Charleston, dedicated servants of the Lord have stepped forward to remind their communities that no event, no matter how tragic, can slow our campaign for a safe and righteous society. Your prayer services, sit-ins at Tru Blood distributors and recruitment drives have done so much to show America — and the vampires that have infiltrated it — that the Fellowship will not back down from a fight. And fight, we will. These vampires may be untouched by death, but our cause is truly Immortal. Beloved Fellowship leader Rev. Theodore Newlin lost to tragic car accident
Disease? Condition? Or Just Plain Evil? If you're at all following the Vampire Crisis, you've probably heard someone refer to Vampirism as a "condition" or even "a disease." I am here to tell you that nothing could be further from the truth - Vampirism not a simple affliction, it is a hideous, non-human aberration, an evil "lifestyle" of depravity. I recently had the pleasure of sitting down with Dr. James "Jim-Jim" Jameson, a licensed physician, lay minister and head kinesiologist for the Baton Rouge Blast Arena Football team (2007 record: 10-6). Dr. Jameson was kind enough to lend his expertise to shed some light on the medical basis of Vampirism. FOS.org Let's get straight to the point: Is Vampirism a disease? JJ Well, it might surprise you to learn that the medical definition of "disease" is rather loose. "A deviation from the normal structure" of an organ or system can be defined as a disease. Common sense tells you more, however. Diseases tend to be involuntary. And, let's face it, deadness is a heck of a deviation from the normal structure. FOS.org What is medically known about how Vampires are made? JJ Advances are being made every day, but we still have gaping holes in our knowledge --- until recently there hasn't been a lot of funding for vampire research. We do know that much of the literature has proven to be myth - we know that Vampire bites don't create vampires, even when repeated three times. There doesn't appear to be a virus that causes vampirism, although one might be discovered. FOS.org What do we know about Vampires' powers and abilities? JJ Again, most of our information is anecdotal. They are exclusively nocturnal. They don't breathe or eat, except for blood. The addictive nature of Vampire blood in humans suggests that it has narcotic and palliative effects on people. You hear stories that people enjoy heightened awareness and the perception of more powerful senses. I wouldn't be surprised if more is discovered as time goes by. They didn't teach us much in medical school about the undead, obviously. FOS.org In your medical opinion, can Vampires live peacefully with humans, even with TruBlood? JJ The question is a little beyond my training - or any doctor's, I would think. But from a physiological point of view, I think it is instructive to think of Vampires and people as animals on a food chain. And in a quite obvious way, a Vampire is a predator - it has the fangs, the feeding habits and the sensory tools to succeed as such. There have been examples in history of predators and prey coexisting. But there are also examples of sudden revival of instinct, after years or even decades. Think of those tiger trainers in Las Vegas. They perform thousands of shows with their animals, think of them as members of their families. And one day, out of the blue, for no explainable reason, the tiger isn't a member of the family - he's a razor toothed killer staring at a snack in a sequined jacket. And there you have it, folks. In the words of a leading physician, integrating Vampires makes about as much sense as integrating tigers. If the word of the word of the Holy Bible and your fellow Christians isn't enough to convince you, maybe this "scientific" opinion will!!! Vampires infiltrate Hollywood to glorify their obsession with sex and violence. As if the entertainment industry weren't beaming enough morally questionable material into our homes and in front of our children, HBO — home of adult-themed shows like The Sopranos and Six Feet Under — has announced a new series... about vampires! Reportedly starring REAL CREATURES OF DARKNESS (CoD), the show supposedly portrays the "struggle for equality" these monsters have to "deal with." Tru Blood supply chain not secure! Sources in the trucking industry have informed the FoS that Tru Blood — the only safety-net standing between humanity and the fangs of starving vampires — receives no more consideration in transit than a shipment of toilet paper on its way to Wal-Mart. What if terrorists hijacked these trucks, eliminating the supply of synthetic blood and unleashing a vampire plague on America? It's entirely possible. A source close to the story tells us: "Man, it's just me and my truck for 800 miles. If somebody wanted to jack the trailer, it wouldn't be that hard. I hate hauling this stuff around anyway. Makes me feel dirty." VRA riding through to lawmakers on a trail of corporate dollars? It's no surprise that the American Vampire League is throwing boatloads of money into lobbying for the Vampire Rights Amendment, but rumors have surfaced that certain commercial interests around the globe are also buying votes for the legislation. Weapons manufacturers, biotech firms and insurance companies are all likely suspects. As soon as the FoS gets its hands on more specifics, we'll post a list of companies so you can boycott their products and avoid financing the Apocalypse. What will you say when YOUR daughter brings a vampire home? Or doesn't come home at all? Like all the other perverts on the Internet, vampires have set up shop trying to lure naive young women into God Only Knows What. It's time for every father to sit his daughter down and warn her of this danger. Some CODs are posing as humans on popular "social-networking" sites and turning innocent dates into evenings of horror. And for parents of "troubled" girls, this other site should give you an idea of the sorts of things young women are actually SIGNING UP FOR. Beware: It's not for the faint of heart. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: FOS to hold a Sunrise Rally outside the AVL offices. The Fellowship of the Sun (FOS) will sponsor and organize a Sunrise Rally outside the Washington, D.C., headquarters of the American Vampire League. The rally will begin promptly at 6:01 a.m. on Tuesday, July 22. Some signage will be provided by FoS representatives onsite, but participants are encouraged to make their own voices heard through any slogans or chants they wish to prepare. "I think this is a fantastic opportunity for the everyday folks" not only our hard-working Fellowship advocates — to show America's public servants that we don't take the vampire threat lightly" said FoS President Theodore Newlin. "We're literally bringing this battle to the CoDs" doorstep, and we expect an unprecedented turnout in the capital of our glorious nation." Stakes, silver, garlic and other forms of protection are welcome at the event, but the FoS would also like to warn supporters that any sharpened stake in excess of 10 inches is considered a "deadly weapon" in the District of Columbia and could result in arrest by metro police. Whether attendees choose to violate this law in a show of civil disobedience is an entirely personal choice. For more information, or to volunteer as a rally-day organizer, please contact the office of Theodore Newlin through www.FellowshipoftheSun.org. Are there other supernatural creatures out there? If someone had told you they believed in Vampires just a few months ago, we all know what the reaction would have been: You would have called them insane, demented or delusional. Now, we know the awful truth... Vampires, real, blood drinking, human-feeding Vampires are not only real — they're walking our streets every day. It seems only logical to assume something even more incredible (if anything can be more incredible than what is written above.) That is: There must be other creatures of darkness that we DON'T know about. Crazy? Or is it crazy to assume that Vampires are the only "mythical" creature that turned out to be real. What other creatures will reveal themselves if we try to smoke them out? Witches? Pixies? Dragons and Griffins? Gremlins and Goblins? All of the above and more? Perhaps every "fantastic" creature is just a new CoD we haven't been alerted to yet. The Fellowship wants to be in the forefront of Public Awareness of any newly discovered CoDs. If you've seen something suspicious or possibly supernatural, report it, and we will create a new section of the site dedicated to sightings. What does the Bible say about Vampires? Many special interests groups and the mainstream media will tell you that Vampires are just people who have been afflicted or that they are people who have no choice in their "lifestyle." Well, don't take my word on it, let's ask a higher authority: God Himself. In Genesis, when God tells man it is permitted to eat meat, He also makes it clear: "Flesh with the life thereof, the blood thereof, shall ye not eat (9:4)." Leviticus 17:14 states "For it is the life of all flesh; the blood of it is for the life thereof: therefore I said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall eat the blood of no manner of flesh... ." These prohibitions are clear: Eating of blood is prohibited; it is repeated throughout the Holy Book. So what does God think of Vampires, whose very existence is predicated on the parasitic drinking of Gods' childrens' blood. It is safe to say that God abhors and rejects them. They are not his creatures, but the creatures of Darkness, of Death, of the anti-Christ himself. Criminal calls Vampire Blood "better than heroin!" Find out whether your children or neighbors are hooked on this unnatural poison. This came over my Google alerts for "vampire blood..." a 19 year old boy was arrested for holding up a convenience store. Was he after money? No. He was trying to take beer and condoms because he "needed to come down from too much V" This is what it has come to — our youth have begun experimenting with black market vampire blood — a drug this wanton youth called "better than heroin." Better? In what sense? Because it makes you do unholy things and sinful acts? Because it causes unbridled lust and results in a total lack of control of the male sexual organ? How are we to protect our children from the dangers of experimenting with vampire blood? It doesn't have many telltale signs: No dilated eyes. No overly sweet smell of the devil's herb. No stumbling, word slurring or odor on the breath. The best way to help is prevention. Warn your children that V is the gateway of all gateway drugs: the gates to hell. However, if you notice heightened sensitivities, mood swings, or an increased social life for your formerly pimply faced adolescent, beware. Things to be attentive to: - Increased sex drive. Long stays in the bathroom or bedroom could indicate long sessions of the sin of self-pleasuring. - Increased strength. - More lustrous hair, clearer skin. - Peevishness, sullenness, cruelty to siblings and animals. Vampire attacks humans outside New Orleans club — IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!! Write your Congressman to oppose the VRA before it's too late! For three heartbroken Louisiana families, the danger of vampires will never seem overstated. The prayers and support of the FoS are with the families of Eric Bradshaw, Ty Banks and Brian Kimler. The Leader-News reports: Three men, including a 21-year-old student, were killed in a possible vampire attack outside a nightclub on Bourbon Street early Friday morning. Witnesses at the scene told police they heard shouting, but by the time anyone realized what was happening, the three victims were dead. Investigators canvass of the area turned up zero physical evidence, adding credence to the likelihood of a supernatural suspect. While two of the three victims suffered traumatic injuries to their throats, the amount of blood at the crime scene ruled out any large-scale feeding. As terrible and tragic as this attack is, perhaps the WORST fact is that it could have been PREVENTED! Allowing a Creature of Darkness to commingle with humans outside a crowded bar is akin to inviting a lion for a drink at the gazelles' watering hole. Until every last one of us steps up and tells these parasites, "NOT IN MY TOWN" our young people will continue to pay the price. To every American who supports the Vampire Rights Amendment: The blood of Eric, Brian and Ty is on your hands. Are vampires "coming out" in your community? Find out how to protect your family from their sinful existence. The AVL and Nan Flanagan would have you believe that vampires are your friendly new neighbors and you should roll out the welcome wagon. Well before you head out after dark with a bundt cake to knock on the door of any CoD, know this — your children and you are NOT safe from bloodsuckers. If you have CoDs moving into your community here are our top three ways to ward off a vampire that everyone can do. There are more advanced methods for true eradication (silver stakes, holy water, stakes through the heart and beheadings) but that's for another article. 1. A Crucifix —As kryptonite is to Superman, so is a crucifix to a CoD. Keep the sinful creatures away. But remember — we're not talking a simple cross. A crucifix must have our Lord And Savior Jesus Christ on it. 2. Garlic — Put it around your windows and doors to ward off the CoDs. Wear it around your neck. You know what stinks more than garlic? Getting bitten by a vampire. 3. Shine a light — You know those lamps that help people with depression during the winter months because they are like daylight? We figure you put a bunch of those around your front porch or entry way and leave the lights burning to protect you and your family from any unwanted "neighborly" drop-ins. |
